Peanuts!

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    A tour bus driver is driving a bus full of seniors down the highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches down.

    After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about eight times.

    Finally, after the ninth time, the bus driver asks the little old lady, “Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?”

    She replies, “It's impossible with these old dentures of mine. I'm not able to chew them.”

    “Why do you buy them then?” he asks.

    The old lady answers, “I just love the chocolate coating!”

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