I have everything I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driving license and my own car.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and they do not 'use' drugs.
And I don't have acne.
LIFE IS GREAT!