An Embarrassing Morning!
After 30 hours without food, except for a couple of vicious laxatives, together with some strange tasting medicine and rushing to the toilet all day yesterday so that I could have an abdominal CT Scan this morning; I find myself at 9.15am laid out on my stomach in an open-backed medical gown on the platform ready to pass through the machine with a tube pumping CO2 into a prominent orifice I will not mention……
When…….
A pretty nurse bends down and whispers in my ear, “Hello Mr W, remember me, I used to go to your school – you haven’t changed a bit!”